Turn About is Fair Play!!


Wouldn't you like to see Judge Alito and Chief Justice Roberts questioning the
Democrat Senators to determine their qualifications for Public office? Just
imagine matching the IQs of the Senators and the Judges!

The questions might go like this:

Judge Alito (JA): "Senator Kennedy, I see from your official resume that
you attended Harvard University..."

Senator Kennedy (SK): "Yes, your honor, I certainly did."

JA: "Did you graduate?"

SK: "Your honor, I respectfully ask that you not pry into my personal
life..."

JA: "Is it not true that you were expelled from Harvard for violating the
honor code, to wit, you hired someone to take an exam for you?"

SK: "Mr. Chairman, I want to go on record that I disagree with this line of
questioning. I ask the chair to order the Judge from asking questions about my
private matters.."

Senator Specter, Chairman of the Judiciary Committee: "Answer the Judge's
questions. He answered all of yours.."

JA: "Senator Kennedy, we have on hand a transcript of the session of the
university's honor council attesting to your fraudulent examination and
subsequent expulsion from the university..."

SK: "I have had all I can take of this line of unreasonable questioning. I
am going to ask Al Gore how he managed to keep his early departure from
Vanderbilt University Divinity School away from the eyes of you religious
nuts..."

JA: "Wait, Senator Kennedy, I want to ask you about the 26 phone calls you
made from a motel room the night Mary Jo Kopecne drowned in your car at
Chappaquidik, when you said you were asleep all night..." [ Kennedy flees
the hearing room ]

Senator Specter: "Chief Justice Roberts [CJR] will now interrogate Senator
Biden [SB}, Democrat of Delaware..."

CJR: "Senator Biden, is it not true that you were expelled from law school
for plagiarizing another student's work?"

SB: "Wait, Ted, I am going with you..." [ Biden flees the hearing
room ]

Senator Specter: "Judge Alito will now interrogate Senator Feinstein,
Democrat of California..."

JA: "Senator Feinstein [SF], why did you vote for the former Grand Kleagle
of the Ku Klux Klan of West Virginia [Robert Byrd] to be the Democrat Senate
Majority Leader in 1986, 1988, 1990, and 1992?"

SF: "Wait, boys, I am going with you..." [Feinstein flees the hearing
room ]

End of hearing